Ya think ya raise your kids right...

Raising boys has certain pitfalls. You don't want to hear from the police and you're always sweating that they don't hook-up with a sleazy girlfriend. After a while they meet great women and get married and you think you made it... No drug convictions, no unexpected grandchildren, no chronic money problems ... just good responsible citizens, assets to humanity... and then a belated Father's Day gift shows up ... a coffee cup.